Links of the day

Show off - Dumbass
Burgerking 911 Call - Almost as good as the texas one with the fighting kids and the dude saying "You want me to shoot one of them?"
Metro Sexual - Now I don't think that's very metro sexual....
Bono the wunder Monkey - Why fill out personal ads when they can come to you?
EP III goodness - Hehe
Battle ship - Foxtrot style

Why can’t people just leave other people’s shit alone?!!!

Its summer so all the little assholes are out there right now just picking their asses and wondering what to do because they can’t get high. So what do they do? They steal shit so that they can pay for the Nyquil so that they can make their meth again.
Case in point. The 97 Dodge Neon (Aka. Pepe). It’s sitting out in the parking lot just like it was yesterday all day…. At some point between 8:30 and 5:10 someone decided it would be their car. So they broke in… probably a slim jim… and proceeded to steal the car. The fucked up the starter and found that it wouldn’t go because of a kill switch. So they decided to take the stereo. Which is fine. It plays mp3 cds and all… but 90% of the buttons stopped working about a year ago… so I don’t miss it. However… it’s my wife’s car… she’ll still upset about it. Why? I’m not sure… she gets attached to these things somehow. Maybe it’s because I’ve had my cars broken into before… I think this is the 4th such case. Anyway… I just don’t like the hassle of dealing with all this shit afterwards.

Michael Jackson's Dream come true?

This video shows Michael Jackson's Dream come true.

News coverage gone too far

Owl dies and no one cares
That's how it should have read. Instead they made it sound like an obituary. I really don't think that the other owls "mourned" over the death of this one... I think animals should be treated fairly just as much as the next guy... but come on.... they are not humans.... they don't have feelings like that...

The Story of Jim Bailey

I’m alone. I’ve been married for 26 years and I’m alone. How did this happen? When did it happen? When did I become complacent in my marriage? Somehow all the “things” in our lived have taken over. I’m just getting by at work. I’ve lost the ability to help anyone in my family.

My wife is involved in all these committees. We don’t even talk anymore. Suddenly she’s the one in charge of the house. She’s even begun to pay the bills for me as I’ve become more and more absent minded.

Mark is old enough now that he doesn’t need my help with homework or whatever. I don’t even understand the whole computer thing that he’s into. I can’t even program the VCR for crying out loud. If it wasn’t for him it would always blink 12:00 all the time.

David is busy with his fiancé and is spending little time at home these days. He just started college last year and met her the first month he was there. Don’t get me wrong, she’s lovely girl, but I’m just not sure he should be getting married so soon. He’s got school work.

I’m not sure what I’m going to do. I need to do something. I talked to a man today about a cabin up in the mountains near here. Charlie would never go for it. When we first got married she would have insisted upon it. Now, I’m not so sure. She’s already mad about the great deal I got on the pool. Sure they didn’t finish it… but as soon as they come back from their vacation that they have been on for two years so far, they will finish it. Mark keeps wanting to have mud wresting tournaments out there. I think we might make some money… but Charlie is opposed to it.

The brochure said it was a nice cabin by a lake. I think this will be the perfect thing for our family. We can use it as our get away. Our own little world in which we can rebuild the family that I seem to have lost somewhere along the way. The man who wants to sell it says it needs a little work as the last owner just sort of let it go a little bit. I’m pretty handy with a hammer. Can’t be anything I can’t handle. That it! I’m going to buy this little baby and we’ll have the best time ever!

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