LoJack:To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.
I swear that girl has you lojacked.My wife has two friends right now that have her "lo-jacked". They call her up and the first thing is "where you at?" Which is extremely annoying to say the least. One is a suckubus and the other is a user. The suckubus just takes and takes and takes and never gives. She's got her own issues and wants my wife to hear them, but when my wife has issues, she just slams them back in her face and tells my wife she's stupid and worthless. The other is a user, she just wants my wife for what she can do for her. She's also the mother of the demon children. Of whom my wife is finally not watching anymore. Of course the phrase "do you smell poop" keeps coming out of my wife's mouth when she sits around the house... I don't smell it... but I don't know if it's her just imagining it... or if it's something we just haven't found yet.
