Congrats to Sean and Patti!

They will have a little girl most likely today! They just went off to the hospital, here's hoping it all goes well.

Cruise for the Hungry

Carnival Not Carnal Christian Cruises Present out Cruise for the Hungry
Tired of just talking about our social problems but doing nothing about them? Well, us Evangellicals at Peculiar People are tired of the same thing. That's why we have contracted with Carnival Christians to provide us a beautiful setting to investigate the problems of the poor and underprivileged. Yes, in high Evangelical style each meal will feature our sumptuous buffet followed by a lecture from a prominent speaker on the problems of the inner city, AIDS in Africa or gang violence. Stroll the deck at midnight while looking concerned for the plight of others. Help local poor economies as the ship drops anchor at several Third World Islands full of tourist bargains! And to top it all off.... .015% of each ticket price will go to the Salvation Army. Help others while helping yourself. It's the Evangelical Way!

Hunger Cruise .................................. $844.33

I vant to get your vote!

Self-proclaimed vampire running for governor of Minnesota
follow up...

Minn. governor candidate impaled by his past
Sharkey arrested on Indiana warrants issued for his pro wrestling persona

Michael Franti and Spearhead

My wife won tickets to Michael Franti and Spearhead on Saturday in what the radio station calls "Studio C" performance. Should be fun... if I'm allowed to go that is...

Postmodern Christian Style Consultants

"Hey, what are you lookin' at? You wanna piece o' me?" Yes, you may have the PostModern Christian lingo down, but what about those clothes? You can ruin an entire movement in a short afternoon with the wrong outfit. As Bill Vaughn said, "If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the pevailing standard of nonconformity."
I mean the last thing you want to do is to "look like a Christian!" Yuck! In only 6 short lessons on DVD we can show you what to wear, what not to wear and how to avoid any essense of wholesomeness or cleanliness. The age of consumerism is over. Get with it - buy the clothes, but the make-up and buy this DVD. Special bonus track for Christian bands: How to look angry, dissed and disdainful all at the same time... not just at a photo shoot.

Consultant DVD .............................. $45.12

New Christian Men's Magazines! Buy a Subscription and keep giving all year long!

What do you get that special guy on your list? After all, he's been to Promise Keepers, been through Marriage Encounters, made his way to Ramsey Financial Peace, looked in the mirror, went to family therapy, watched you being Captivated and been neuted by dozens of other Evangelical Mild & Mousy Men's Ministries. Where's a Christian guy to look for some good old fashioned Man-fun?
Well, say no more! Peculiar People has found the Men's Magazines of the year... for the whole year! C'mon you know he will love it. Each Month he can delight to the articles found in PrayBoy magazine: Solomon's Stamina - Fact or Fiction; Avoid Samson's Mistakes: Taming your Delilah; Concubines or Porcupines-Your Choice.
Then there's the personal stories found in Repenthouse magazine. He'll thrill as he reads first-hand accounts of Evangelicals caught in the act of anthropomorphic delights. But be careful, he could turn in a superlapsarian overnight! But hey... he's an Evangelical guy... he needs a little Man-Fun. So loosen up and give that guy of yours his best Christmas present yet!
PrayBoy ......................................... $36.00 a year
Repenthouse ................................. $45.00 a year