Links of the day

Show off - Dumbass
Burgerking 911 Call - Almost as good as the texas one with the fighting kids and the dude saying "You want me to shoot one of them?"
Metro Sexual - Now I don't think that's very metro sexual....
Bono the wunder Monkey - Why fill out personal ads when they can come to you?
EP III goodness - Hehe
Battle ship - Foxtrot style