Postmodern Christian Style Consultants

"Hey, what are you lookin' at? You wanna piece o' me?" Yes, you may have the PostModern Christian lingo down, but what about those clothes? You can ruin an entire movement in a short afternoon with the wrong outfit. As Bill Vaughn said, "If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the pevailing standard of nonconformity."
I mean the last thing you want to do is to "look like a Christian!" Yuck! In only 6 short lessons on DVD we can show you what to wear, what not to wear and how to avoid any essense of wholesomeness or cleanliness. The age of consumerism is over. Get with it - buy the clothes, but the make-up and buy this DVD. Special bonus track for Christian bands: How to look angry, dissed and disdainful all at the same time... not just at a photo shoot.

Consultant DVD .............................. $45.12