The Peculiar People

So I got this pamphlet from my director of the drama group I'm a part of... It's a tounge and cheek sort of thing and it's selling things for the Evangelical Christian called "Evangellically Correct Christmas Gift Catalog" It's a publication put out by "The Peculiar People" every year. Since I'm coming with nothing new to post... I thought I would post some articles in here.


Pat Robertson's Assassins School For Christ
Are you a Christian Wienee? Ever wish you could just blow away the "competition" with just the pull of a trigger? But you're scared, aren't you? And what about all that ethical stuff? What's a guy (or gal) to do? That's why we're glad there are real men like Pat around to help us out. For a small fee you can send yourself or the whole family to Pat's Training school for Assassins. C'mon, why should Al Queada have all good training camps? Learn the skills of handling interpersonal conflicts of you will never have to deal with that pesky person again! Aslo, as an added bonus, Pat includes his 1-week course entitled, "Public Speaking Without Regret: Putting REAL Wisdom in Words!"
Register in the next 10 days an get a spot on Pat's South American thetme cruise: "I left His Heart in Venezuela." More fun than a Christian should have! Bring the kids, pack up Grandma and make this a Christmas Gift they will get a real bang out of!!

Pat's Ass. School...... $345.10 per day