LOTD

Man crosses border with bloddy chain saw and is let through - WTF? You're telling me that I can carry weapons like that accross a border and not be held? What do you mean you don't have a crime lab... it's fucking blood! Maybe I watch too much CSI...
Man's remains go missing in the mail - In a related Canadian story...
Impressive, most impressive - But you are not a jedi yet.