The whore lived like a german

Holy shit folks! The Germans are invading my inbox at work these days... I can't read German... so I'm not sure if these are for Viagra or Britany Spears photos or what.

Hey, I can't find Xu Lu in the database. That's because it's listed by last name then First name. So why don't you look for Lu Xu in the list and then tell me if you find it!
I swear some people's children. I got this from not one, but two peole today! People think!, the rest of the list is by last name... don't you think that even though Mr Lu has a short name that he would be listed the same way?!!!?

Oh an Mr. No why don't you actually find out what people want to do before you go and piss on everyone?!! I mean come on. "Hey Mr. No, I want to...", "NO!... um... wait, what did you want?" "I wanted to move stuff into the new systems racks" "Oh, NO! I don't care what other people said, I said 'NO!' it's not ready"

Since when did people who are not bosses become bosses? I mean it seems that the longer you are here you the more you get to say about things that are not even related to your job description.

Change? I fear change, change is of the devil.

Oh and our senior(in rank) person is leaving our little group... this means that I have to take over half of what she did because even though there are three of us left... two of us have to split up her responsiblities because Mr. No can't have any more work to do. So now on top of all the website shit I've been trying to get done... I have to learn how an IDS works and how to get information from it using perl which is not a computer language I'm really familar with... I mean come on... I'm barely getting the hang of PHP. Oh an I have to have it done by next Friday when she leaves... oh and I'm installing an IDS tomorrow on the IP phone routers... yeah don't get me started on this again... The Storm Tooper that is in charge of Telcom is being a total ass... why make things work like they do now? Who said the way it works now is the best way? You afraid of change? Oh yeah, I forgot! You are!